severepoison:

Otra víctima el Chupacabra

mulchbird:

okay i’ll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

sacred-portal:

despazito:

sacred-portal:

robotdwarf:

the-composite-doll:

dailycatsblog:

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

Turns out the scheming eunuch’s love for you is genuine

silbervvind:

heepthecheep:

geminiagentgreen:

hometoursandotherstuff:

lap-wolf:

honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

Oh my god…. so was looking up cats eating corn and there are these old time looking photos of a cat eating corn on the cob and I don’t even know what to say

SEE WHAT I MEAN

so-i-did-this-thing:

PBS is coming for my ass over on Threads. 😅

log6:

“who am I to judge” well actually they call me to work the Pearly Gates when St Peter wants a day off so

dogpuppy:

cannibalings:

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

diphowell:

i love phil saying he talked to dan about wearing a belt properly and also tried to get him not to wear the leather shirt when they met smosh like imagine you’re professionally and personally tethered to a man who makes the worst choices about his clothing and you have to go out and stand next to him